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So I have a confession. I have G.T.O.D.

  • Writer: Faith-Cook Like Your Mama
    Faith-Cook Like Your Mama
  • May 28, 2019
  • 1 min read

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G.T.O.D = Getting Too Old Disorder

It's horrifying. It's scary and it's downright cruel.


You know what I am talking about right? Remember when you were young and had a good chuckle when your parents or aunts and uncles would have those conversations about all their aches and pains and you thought, “Oh brother there they go again.”


You would leave the room and go do something fun. Like play outside or ride your bike.

Uh huh. Yep, you were free. You were young. You were so naive. LOL


It happens. One day you are doing fine and then BAM! You step wrong and your back gives out. Weeks or months of PT follow. What the heck!!!


Really?! No true battle story. Just I stepped wrong. Or even better. I slept wrong. Or I sneezed too hard. Or I got up too fast.


Are you kidding me??!! LOL


You young naive souls reading this and laughing. Just wait. It's coming and you can't stop it. 🙂

And for those of you who can relate? Stand tall with me (or sit if you have to LOL) and let's band together. 🙂


I am even thinking of getting bumper stickers.


I have G.T.O.D.

Don't tailgate me.

Don't honk your horn at me.

You are no match for my strength and determination.

I got out of bed today!


Carry on!

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